IshankOS 34.0.0 — build 19920726
Ishank Jain

Ishank Jain

Hint: what we all love, and the year it began.
Ishank Jain
Ishank Jain 34 today
Co-Founder @ Optimiseres · Director & Tech Lead · Building with AI & MCP · Ex-Amazon (PM) · Ex-Qualcomm · IIT-BHU · SPJIMR
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India · 500+ connections · 0 birthday wishes today
🔔 34 people viewed your profile today. All of them work for you. Several are hoping this counts as their appraisal conversation.

About

In his final year at IIT-BHU, while everyone else picked a safe project, he built an artificial neural network on an FPGA kit and taught it to do maths. A decade later the rest of us discovered AI, and he was already three steps in — reading MCP specs at midnight, wiring up tools nobody had asked for yet, automating the boring parts before anyone noticed they were boring. That's the pattern. Chips at Qualcomm. Product at Amazon. Then he left the safest job in tech to build his own thing — now ads and catalogs running across six marketplaces. Founder. Director. Tech lead. Still the first person in any meeting to say "wait — can we automate this?"

Experience

Co-Founder — Optimiseres E-Consultancy
Mar 2022 – Present
Mumbai · 4 yrs 4 mos
Ads and catalogs across Amazon, Flipkart, Myntra, Walmart, Zepto and Swiggy Instamart. Also a hiring post roughly every quarter, forever.
Product Manager → Business Development Manager — Amazon
May 2019 – Mar 2022 · 2 yrs 11 mos
Bengaluru
Learned how the machine works from the inside. Then left to build his own.
Engineer — Qualcomm (Atheros)
Jun 2015 – May 2017 · 2 yrs
Bengaluru · QualStar award, Oct 2016
Built and brought up WiFi router silicon. Promoted inside a year. If your internet worked in 2017 — partial credit.
B.Tech — IIT-BHU
2011 – 2015 · JEE AIR 2949
Final year: a neural network on an FPGA kit
Doing AI a decade before it became everyone's personality. Then SPJIMR (CAT 98.92) and Carnegie Mellon.

Skills & endorsements

Hiring People Relentlessly47 endorsements
MCP Tools & AI Tinkering∞ endorsements
Automating The Boring Stuff32 endorsements
Staying Calm While Everything Burnsendorsed by Bhaumik
Eye For Design & Detailendorsed by Prachee
Writing The Right Prompt32 endorsements
Zero Unhandled Exceptions34 endorsements
Endorsed by the whole team:
Ishank Jain
Co-Founder, Optimiseres · Just now · 🌐
🚨 We're hiring. Work from home. I'm looking for someone to help blow out 34 candles tonight. · 2+ years of enthusiasm (freshers welcome) · Proficiency in Microsoft Excel — not required, but he will ask · Must be comfortable being told "let's automate this" · Ability to sit through one more demo of a tool nobody requested Location: Remote. Compensation: cake. Tag someone who'd be a great fit 👇 #Hiring #WFH #Birthday #Freshers #NowHiring
👍 ❤️ 🎉 320 comments32 reposts
Ishank Jain
Co-Founder, Optimiseres · 1w · 🌐
📍 12,000 ft. No network. No dashboards. No Slack. Just me, a frozen lake, and one uncomfortable question: If the campaigns keep running while you're away for three days… were you ever the bottleneck? What a Himalayan lake taught me about scaling e-commerce 🧵 1/ The lake has never once checked its ACOS. It just sits there. Compounding. 2/ It took ten thousand years to form. Most people abandon a funnel after ten days. 3/ Nobody ever asked the lake to "circle back." It simply was. 4/ Zero ad spend. Infinite impressions. Let that sink in. 🌊 The mountains don't scale. They were always that big. 🏔️ Agree? 👇 #Leadership #Mindset #Growth #Blessed #NoFilter
👍 ❤️ 🎉 61289 comments4 reposts
Arun Koul · 1w
Ishank this was a company trip. You were on a call the entire way up.

Recommendations — received

The tech team's note was too long for LinkedIn. It's open in TextEdit.
🔥 ISHFLIX ORIGINAL · NEW SEASON

The Life of Ishank Jain
Season 34

98% Match18+ (dad jokes)34 EpisodesHDBased on a true techie
S34 · E01 — "The Level Up"

Happy Birthday, Ishank! 🎉 Season 34 opens with our lead doing what he does best — running e-commerce ops like a well-oiled pipeline, spotting problems before they even trend, and automating everything that doesn't need a human touch. He handles every condition thrown his way like clean code — if(chaos) { stay_calm(); } — and somehow makes it look like smart work, not hard work. Here's to a manager who ships results, automates the boring stuff, and owns the hard stuff without breaking a sweat. Keep scaling, keep solving, keep winning. 🚀🎂

— Deepanshu, Rockstar

Because you went to IIT-BHU

Trending in your circle

ISHFLIX Originals

Ishank Jain

521 friends · 32 of them report to him
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Intro

💼 Co-Founder at Optimiseres E-Consultancy
🎓 Studied at SPJIMR and IIT-BHU
🏫 Went to St. Mary's Academy, Meerut
🏠 Lives in Mumbai
💍 Married since 17 February 2021
🤖 Followed by 1 MCP server
⏰ Typically online: always. Officially: never.

People You May Know

🧑‍🚀 Elon Musk — 2 mutual friends
🤖 Sam Altman — 1 mutual friend
📦 Jeff Bezos — former colleague
You have already messaged all three. None have replied about MCP.

Birthdays 🎂

Today is your birthday.
521 friends have been notified. 32 of them already knew and have been planning something since Tuesday.
Ishank Jain
Today at 00:00 · 🌐
Turning 34 today. Reviewed the year like a campaign: impressions up, ACOS down, one very small human added to the account. Thank you to everyone who wished. I have read all of them. Twice. 🎂
❤️😂🎉 28796 comments
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Ishank Jain
is feeling accomplished · 3 d · 🌐
Automated a task that used to take 4 hours. It now runs in 3 seconds. I spent 19 hours building it. Worth it. 📈
👍😂 14123 comments
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Arun Koul
And how long to build the thing that builds those?
Ishank Jain
Started this morning.
Ishank Jain
shared a memory · 🌐
On this day, several years ago. No dashboards. No laptop. No signal. Genuinely one of the best days of my life. Would recommend. 🏔️
😂❤️ 20341 comments
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Optimiseres Team
Sir the yak looks more relaxed than you do on a Monday.
Ishank Jain
13 November 2017 · 🌐
"It is easier to sit in an air-conditioned classroom and talk about the upliftment of rural India than to actually visit those places and implement your ideas." Still true. Still trying. 🇮🇳
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from_the_tech_team.txt — read only3 messages · locked
 
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ISHICI BANK
Personal NetBanking · Last login: today, 00:00 (you were awake)
Account holderISHANK JAIN
Account numberXXXX XXXX 3407
Account typeSAVINGS — FOUNDER
BranchMUMBAI — ANDHERI
IFSCISHK0000034
NomineeKASHVI (100%)
Available balance
₹ ••••••••

Recent transactions

MCP server — annual renewal− ₹ 34,000
Ultra plan upgrade (00:14)− ₹ 2,400
Cake, 1 unit− ₹ 1,299
Optimiseres — client settlement+ ₹ 8,40,000
Kashvi's toy fund (auto-debit)− ₹ ∞
~/Desktop/Pending Tasks
‹ ›
https://optimiseres.com/automation/run?id=34
⟳

Working on automation

Do not disturb.

Campaign: LIFE — Season 34

Portfolio: Ishank Jain · Marketplace: Earth · Status: ACTIVE · Running since 26 Jul 1992
Impressions
34 yrs
▲ 1 today
ACOS
0.00%
▼ best in account
ROAS
∞
▲ uncapped
Team reached
32
▲ still hiring
Marketplaces
6
▲ and counting
Wasted spend
₹0
nothing wasted

Search terms report

Search termImpr.ClicksConv.Status
how to scale a brand on six marketplaces1,20,00018,400100%converted
mcp server tutorial9,4129,412100%obsessed
hiring ppc manager work from home47,0006,20032always on
can we automate this84,20184,201100%yes
happy birthday ishank3535100%🎂 today only
more hours in the day00—no impressions
a full night of sleep00—paused
💡 Recommendation: This campaign is significantly outperforming its category benchmark. Consider increasing budget on "rest" and adding "take the evening off" as an exact match.

ishank-mcp-server

● connected · v34.0.0 · 8 tools · uptime 34 years
Click any tool to invoke it.

Shared with the office

Trips, throwbacks, and the years before the spreadsheets.

12,000 ft. No signal. No dashboards.
He rode a yak. Nobody asked him to.
The friends trip — original cast
IIT-BHU — where it started
Convocation. Everyone got a folder.
Somewhere with no wifi

From all of us at Optimiseres.

Happy birthday, Ishank. You built a place where people actually learn something. The messages in that other window all say it in different words, and none of us compared notes first. Some of us call you Sir, some call you Boss, and every one of us has been told at least once to stop doing it the hard way. Thirty-four years. Chips, products, a company, a team. You were building neural networks on an FPGA kit before anyone was watching — and you've never needed anyone to be watching. Tonight the dashboards can wait. We've got tomorrow.
— Shubham, and all 32 of us 🎂

IshankOS

Version 34.0.0 — build 19920726
ModelFounder Pro (Mumbai, 2022)
ProcessorSingle core, permanently at 100%
MemoryRemembers every client metric
Storage6 marketplaces, 32 people
GraphicsSees the problem before it trends
Uptime34 years, 0 unplanned outages
WarrantyExtended by 32 colleagues today
🎂

Happy 34th, Ishank.

Make a wish. Then close the laptop — they've been waiting longer than any of us.

click anywhere to close
🎂

Shutting down…